Still with Shobhit's patches, but this time I've re-enabled CRC: Are we REALLY sure this thing even uses LPSS? Well, no, that's why I'm trying this.
And yes, I know that after 17 comes 18, not 16. I'm barely awake so please excuse my braindeadness.

C-states: not tested
Hibernate: not tested
Sound: not working, error spam in dmesg
Backlight: acpi_video0, does nothing
Trackpad: works perfectly
Touchscreen: works perfectly
Wi-Fi: works perfectly
Bluetooth: not tested, waiting for mainline